im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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