I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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