FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
