At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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