I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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