Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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