You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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