He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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