I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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