I hate all girls vehemently.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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