Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

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(571): View more from Virginia

i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame

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(713): View more from Texas

she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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(785): View more from Kansas

Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation

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(928): View more from Arizona

I got conspiracy theory drunk.

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