Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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