Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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