That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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