I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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