their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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