There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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