And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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