Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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