The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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