Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm passing your future prison.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
