im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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