so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i came on her dog
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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