and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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