HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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