I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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