How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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