That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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