my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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