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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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