I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
