Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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