another moral hangover. fuck.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
