he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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