i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
how can u be prego again
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
