We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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