nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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