Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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