His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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