I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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