that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We named our party play list daddy issues
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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