4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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