ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
it was like eating out sand paper
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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