I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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