Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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