I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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