do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
