fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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