Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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