Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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