you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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